After a close call with cervical cancer, and an even closer call with lymphoma... I have decided that I am going to start writing about how I am going to slowly change my life back...but not the way it was, the way if I could do it all over again how it would turn out!

It's been a hard year, sick for 12 months, met the supposed love of my life who left me for no reason, and dumped me over facebook, lost a baby, found out I had cancer, beat cancer, lost a lot of material posessions... I think I need to start heading in the right direction! So here is the go!

 

Clients From Hell: Client: “We want out home page to be very minimalistic. We like lots...

Sounds like WineDude!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Client: “We want out home page to be very minimalistic. We like lots of white space, and only the most important elements. It should look like Google - basically, a logo and one or two other important things.”

Me: “Great! In that case, what would you consider to be the one or two most important things?”

Client: “Rotating article carousel, dropdown menus, power search, forum list, latest forum posts, member sign-up, news ticker, event countdown, testimonials, featured VIP member, RSS news feed, and four blocks of advertising.”

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    We’re re-working an entire mammoth website at my job right now. THIS IS THE TRUTH.
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    WineDude!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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